Friday, September 25, 2009

Things That Go Bump in the Night

It was a dark and stormy night...but seriously though, as cliché as it may sound, it was pretty dark and stormy the other night...I'm talkin about axe murderer friendly type weather here! Anyway, so here I was in my house, all nice and cozy in my hammock and getting ready to watch the opening season of Heroes, which by the way took me about 2 hours to download. Oh, and yes it was worth it! I'm actually downloading new episodes of The Office as I type. Anyway, so I'm in my hammock and it's raining vacas and caballos outside...I have about three leaks in my roof, which are loud enough to keep any Abdullah (or person with selective hearing) awake. So I start watching the show. About 5 minutes into the show, the power goes out. Luckily for me, my laptop was fully charged...so the power outage really didn't bother me too much...at least not at first. Within minutes, my laptop becomes an open flame to all flying creatures. I was a little annoyed, but I kept watching my show anyway. I guess I could have easily migrated over to my mosquito-netted bed, but I was way too comfortable to move. About an hour into the show, I start hearing some familiar noises...squeaks, chirps, and ribbets to be exact. Normally, these sounds don’t faze me; however, they were a little different that night…in fact, they were significantly louder and closer than I liked them to be. Even with all the leaks, bugs, and well orchestrated jungle music, I still remained adamant about staying put and completing my show...which is exactly what I did. I'm sure you'd do the same, right? Alright so there I was, glued to my laptop, and all of sudden this giant frog jumps into my hammock! I frickin' flip out! About a few minutes later, the power turns back on and I discover bats flying over my head. Thinking that the situation couldn't get any worse, I go to the kitchen to grab a broom and find about a thousand ants attacking a nearly dead scorpion. oh, and I'm not gonna lie...it was kinda cool to watch! Now, the only thing missing from this picture was a chicken eating my Top Ramen. Yes, it happened before and if it happened again...'Pollo' would have become the new main course of the week! Anyway, so about a can of Raid later, I was able to play hero and reclaim my house...yeah, whatever that means LoL

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